plum upside-down cakes

One of the first houses I lived in was a little one-story brick dwelling with black shutters and a side yard made up of a cement pad that my grandma made with her own hard-workin’ hands. She would mix up each small batch of cement in her wheel barrow with a garden hoe that had the handle broken off and would call my sister and me over to help her scrape out the mixture into her two-by-four square frames she was working in. I felt like she was making that cement patio for the first 16 years of my life. That’s not real. It didn’t take her that long. She had muscles. But I remember in the summer we’d take a break and walk to the front yard where our plum tree lived and she’d flick a branch and we’d run around the bottom of it catching fruits as if the tree were a piñata. And we’d sit on our railing-less porch with our feet dangling and eat those plums like we didn’t know anything different. I used to be afraid of the skins. I remember peeling the skins off and throwing them in the grass. Don’t listen to my child self. The skins of plums are really good and the whole fruit kind of tastes like a giant grape.

Plums, along with other stone fruits like peaches and apricots, love this time of year and taste best right about now. The category of fruits called stone fruits is called that because of the pit in the middle. The seed is really hard, like a stone. And, in addition to them tasting good, plums have lots of fiber. Ah, yes, now you remember. Prunes=dried plums. Haha. Prunes. That word just makes me laugh. Feeling clogged up? Try eating a plum before reaching for that prune juice….pbbb, prune.

I decided to make a version of a Martha upside-down cake I found on her website. Hers are way prettier than mine, but I wanted to use some little pans I recently inherited from my family’s bakery, which, unfortunately, no longer exists. My great grandmother and her husband opened the first one in Myrtle Beach in the 1940s and they made some really neat, intricate cakes and, according to my dad, some awesome doughnuts. After seeing Martha’s recipe and remembering these cute, little, family-enriched pans, I decided to make a few individual plum upside-down cakes.

plum upside-down cakes
adapted from Martha Stewart’s nectarine, plum, and apricot upside-down cake
prep time: 30 minutes cook time: 30 minutes yield: 36 small cakes

fruit enhancer
ingredients
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
3 tbsp maple syrup
1 tsp dark rum
2 cups light-brown sugar, packed
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp coarse salt

cake
ingredients
2 pounds black plums, about 10
1 1/2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups cake flour, not self-rising
1 tbsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 3/4 cups natural cane sugar
4 large eggs
2 tsp pure vanilla extract
1 1/4 cups milk

create
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Make the fruit enhancer: In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine the butter, maple syrup, dark rum, light-brown sugar, vanilla extract, and salt until well blended.

Grease pan of your choice. You can make one big cake or multiple small ones. I used small tart pans (about 5”). Divide fruit enhancer evenly among pans and spread to make smooth. Slice fruit into 1/4-inch wedges. Arrange fruit slices in a fanlike, circular pattern on top of fruit enhancer.

Make cake: Into a medium bowl, sift together flours, baking powder, and salt. Set aside. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, 3 to 4 minutes, scraping down the sides of the bowl as needed. Beat in eggs, one at a time, and then beat in vanilla. With the mixer on low speed, add the flour mixture in three parts, alternating with the milk and beginning and ending with the flour. Beat until combined after each addition.

Divide the batter between the pans prepared with the fruit. Bake, rotating the pans halfway through, until the cakes are golden brown and a cake tester inserted in the centers comes out clean, about 25 minutes. Transfer pans to a wire rack to cool. When completely cool, loosen sides of cakes with paring knife and invert onto plate or cake stand.

I have another little brick house plum tree story. My sister and I had a good friend who lived across the street named Pedro. We did everything with Pedro. We had Power Ranger marathons, I saw my first Coolio music video at his house, and I’m pretty sure we purposely made mud pits in his back yard to play in. One day we decided we wanted to bury a box in the ground with our most precious valuables enclosed so the future explorers of the world would dig it up and learn of the vast history of the time and we’d become famous long after we’d already passed. I’m pretty sure I just placed a plastic Barbie shell bracelet in the shoebox and I know we all signed our names with the date on a piece of paper. We dug a hole under the plum tree and scooted the dirt over the box with our hands. It is still there. We never dug it up. I’m actually impressed. There have been several families that have lived there since we left and I’ll bet none of them were aware of the shell bracelet beneath the dirt, but I’m sure they enjoyed those oh-so-good plums every summer. To those families: you’re welcome.

roasted asparagus with bacon

I have to admit something.

Last night I fell asleep on the couch really late watching the Olympics. BMX was on. For some reason, I had to watch. So, anyway, I fell asleep on the couch, neck stooped on the armrest in a dreadfully unnatural position, mouth agape drooling on my chair pillow, with one leg hanging off the side from under the quilt my grandmother made me. I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a BMX rerun on. My crazy body had to stay up and watch it, like I didn’t know what the outcome was gonna be. All this to say, my plan of shopping like a chef and waking up real early to go to the farmers’ market was a little bit scoffed. Although the same cheerful, bouncy farmers were there, I got there just before closing and there wasn’t much left on the tables. Then, as I was looking through some peaches and whatnot, the sky opened up and, with a beastly roar, let out about two billion gallons of water on Columbia. I think rain is beautiful, but it was kind of the cue for everyone at the market to skedaddle. So, I drove on to EarthFare.

I picked up some plums, looked at berries, and then spotted asparagus, standing vertically in a tantalizing visual. Now, asparagus is in season in South Carolina in Spring, maybe June or July if you’re lucky. It’s August. This is what I’m admitting. In a desperate craving, I snatched that bundle up and shoved it in my cart and went on shopping. I try to get lots of ingredients locally and try to cook with stuff that’s in season. After all, those two things go hand in hand. But I cheated this time. And it’s okay. I’m pretty sure this asparagus was from Peru, for crying out loud. I guess what I’m trying to say is, yes, eat and shop locally, but it’s okay to not be legalistic about it. If you try, even in the tiniest, teensiest bit, well, then, that’s just fantastic.

roasted asparagus with bacon
prep time: 5 minutes cook time: 15 minutes yield: 4 servings
ingredients
1 pound asparagus
4 slices minimally processed bacon
freshly ground black pepper
extra virgin olive oil

create
Preheat oven to 400º. Trim the asparagus by bending the end and letting it snap off naturally. Use that spot as a guide to cut the ends from the rest of the asparagus. Slice the bacon into 1/2″ pieces.
In a rimmed baking sheet, toss the asparagus, bacon pieces, and a few grinds of pepper together with a small amount of olive oil (you don’t need much; the bacon will create its own grease). Roast in the oven for 15 minutes until the vegetables are tender and the bacon is cooked through.

Asparagus is a good source of fiber and has a buttload of vitamins and nutrients. Did you really have a guess, though? It’s green. And it grows out of the ground. I feel like that’s the precursor to the majority of food items with nutritional value. Plus, it’s really pretty. And it makes your exiting body fluids smell weird. Oh my gosh. Did I really just say that for the entire world to read? Cue red face and laugh track.

cinnamon whole wheat pancakes

I’m sitting here watching the Olympics and these people are crazy. Crazy awesome. I’m not gonna say they make it look easy. Every event still looks pretty dang hard, even when done by super-human-machines. But I’m proud of each one of them, no matter the country. Good job, athletes. Oh, side note: I want some of those men’s running shorts. Is that weird?

Oh, I forgot what I was here for. Food! Guess what my husband and I had the other night that we hadn’t done in a long time? Breakfast for dinner! It’s one of those odd concepts that reminds me of children or of being a child. I think kids are like, “This meal is not at the right time, everything is mixed up, the order of a normal day is thrown off…cool.” It’s fun and a neat change. Of course, you can eat these flappin’ jackies at any time of the day. Annnnd since they’re whole wheat, they actually are really great for breakfast. I think I’ve blabbed about the benefits of whole wheat in a previous post, but, in short, the whole grain is great for digestion, energy, and helping you feel fuller longer.

cinnamon whole wheat pancakes
prep time: 5 minutes cook time: 10 minutes yield: about 12 pancakes
ingredients
1 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp baking soda
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 large egg
1 2/3 cups buttermilk
1 tbsp unrefined brown sugar
1 tbsp olive oil
1-2 tbsp unsalted butter

create
Preheat a sauté pan over medium-high heat.
In a medium bowl, stir the flour, baking powder, salt, baking soda, and ground cinnamon together. In another bowl, beat the egg, buttermilk, brown sugar, and olive oil together. Stir the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients until everything is just moistened. The batter will be slightly lumpy.
Melt a pinch of the butter in the pan and add 1/4 cup batter. When bubbles appear on the surface, quickly flip it over, turning only once (I only did one pancake at a time, mostly because I was using a smaller pan, but before adding more batter, make sure to season the pan each time with a good amount of butter. The butter helps form a golden, slightly crusty edge, while also ensuring that the pancakes don’t stick). Repeat until the batter is gone.
Serve hot with maple syrup.

My bats-in-the-belfry hubs slid a fried egg, some bacon, and a huge, sopping pour of maple syrup in between a couple of these pancakes and attempted to eat the slippery contraption as a sandwich. He said it was good. I’m sure he will give you permission to try his invention. For the record, he’s really awesome and not as weird as I portray him to be. Mmm, mostly.

Oh my gosh! Sorry, Olympics distraction again. Men’s trampoline just came on and it looks like the scariest thing ever. First of all, trampolines simply sitting by themselves are scary, and, secondly, I’m pretty sure those guys are going at least 2,000 feet into the air. Ehh, shudder.